Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in curlyville's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
2:39 pm	Get out of my Cafe I am here today to lodge a formal complaint against a miss Eurassia LongBottom. It has come to my attention through various forms of hypo-critical, semi conglomerative analysis, that indeed the young lady who refers to herself as Eurassia is actually not AWSOME. yes thats right. In my research I have discovered that the gene which is common in cool people known as the awsomatorB chromosone is only partially present in Eurassias paradontal atriam. Furthur to this I have discovered that the missing part of the gene is made up of a previously undiscovered chromosone which I am going to call - the painindabumbumdonius gene. I therefore request that she be removed hence forth from the circle of cool and cast into the pit of rejectation, where she can join the guy from united furniture warehouse and a myriad of country music stars. hopefully here she will find hapiness. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 27th, 2006
7:28 pm	I am Alex la la la Eurassia hasn't taught me how to use livejournal yet But she made me the account So she has all the power She has SO MUCH power It amazes me La la la (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
1:02 pm	ALEX IS A JERKFACE i like having sex with sheep almost as much as eating them haha, get it? eating them (Comment on this)
Monday, March 20th, 2006
6:10 pm	Polymorphic Ponderings A small collection of unconscious streams of utter anus tripe To she who is like the stiff bosom of the mayflower, who smells as sweet as the crab breeze of alcove corner. Ebony was a precious consequence, she spent most of her adult life being afraid to stop pressing the buttons which made her understan her existence. She was in fact several times more intelligent than the average guy, she was a masterpiece of hanbdcrafted woodwork which adjoined her hjips swiftly and sensuously up her skirt. She didn’t try very hard at lfe. She didn’t really understand you see. She was superficial in the most justified of reverences. She spat at the picture of decorated pigs which passed her knave on all to often occasion. I honestly would have to say that is insane. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
6:05 pm	i dunno I have realised that time spent trying to understand the reason for things beyond my control are far more significant than eating those weird chicken legs. (1 Comment |Comment on this)